Lizzy and I work on a movie....

Bob talks about the movie industry and the Christmas holidays

Good afternoon.
Bob here for Cat Network News returning after taking a short vacation to assist Chris with the production of his movie epic "From there to here, do you feel any different ...well not really" a long title , I tried to talk him out of it but , well you can only do so much!
A movie made for two friends who are turning "X" in January where X is a large number , apparently if I say what it is I get no pats for a month .
Anyway Chris has been hunched over his computer for weeks agonising over the production but we have had the box seat right from the beginning from our "front of house" on-top-of-the-printer position. We are even in the credits. (see above)

In between shooting and editing we have been very busy with "bunny and mouse patrol" and have been bringing a lot of them into the house , five of the bunnies have disappeared immediately and apparently reappeared up the hill with the neighbours kids . But they make such a snack .....although apparently not under the bed at 2am.

The weather here has not been brilliant, its been raining a lot so people have often been available for long stretches of lap sleeping rather than disappearing off in the car for hours on end. We just don't get this obsession with fine weather ?

Lizzy pulled a master stroke and had Uncle Jim photo copy the head cold he brought back from the USA and give it to Chris and so far he has not been able to go back to work but has been in bed a lot for cuddles although there is something strangely wrong with his voice at the moment.


This is Bob for Cat Network News

We are having our summer holiday , if only it would stop raining . Here is Lizzy hard-out holidaying on the printer.......... 

Back to Lizzy in the studio ............... 

And what would your opinion be on that topic ? 

Well , mmoo moo mooooo . 

Good afternoon , I'm Bob for Cat Nework News and I'd like to ask you a few questions about the current state of agricultual policy in the global context . 

Hi Bob here for CatNetwork News reporting from the field. 

My boxing day fishing trip goes horribly wrong ................................ 

Whoops caught in the act of wrapping myself up ................ 

Here I am assisting with the Christmas present wrapping  

Bobs Christmas wild cat food carol

Hello Bob here for the Dairy Flat Tabenacle Choir (to the tune of a partridge in a pear tree)

ten night time outings
nine falling leaves
eight fleas a jumping
seven flys a fly'n
six spiders running
fiiiiiiiiiiiiive croaking frogs
four pond fish
three nasty Mynas
twoooo dead mice
and
a half eaten .........bunnnneeeee


now repeat

Bob and Lizzy get trapped in the car......overnight

Hello Bob from Cat Network News

Here is a question for Chris , when are you going to get those air-stays on the tailgate of the lift-back fixed ?
Yesterday we jumped into the boot (trunk) of the car when Reena was emptying out the shopping then next thing the tail-gate is slowly closing and we are trapped, help help . But no help came.
So we spent the night ripping up the upholstery , shredding the vinyl and waiting for rescue which came at dawn when they realised that calling from the front door was not going to work on this occasion . (Just as well because we were really dying for a pee !)

Bob , back where I belong, inside , on the printer and soon to be asleep.

Only two sleeps till I have my first Christmas...

Bobs reply to americanfox.

Hi Bob replying to the question from americanfox .

And the question was :
"How do you feel about the fact that nativity scenes never include the feline sort? Donkeys, sheep, cattle, horses...surely the smartest animal of them all was at the most important event of all time. Any thoughts?"

Well I feel pretty bad because if you read the literature , you did know cats can read, why else would they sit on your newspaper, duh, cats have been around for a lot longer than the nativity.

Also as indicated in the recent documentary "Love Actually" there was not just one but two lobsters there so why not cats .

Maybe there was a cat sleeping under the covers ? Could be a strong possibility.

Bob

Bobs lead-up to Christmas

Good morning Bob here
Well I've been let out of the locked cupboard finally, some cat and it was supposed to be me knocked Chris's model sailing boat off the top of the book case. He says it took him a year to build but it can't have been that well made given how it smashed into a thousand pieces after a mere 8 foot plummet ? I ask you what's all the fuss ?

Anyway only four sleeps till Christmas, we have got Reena presents but Chris will need to be a little more conciliatory I can tell you !!
We are making up a Christmas carol , watch this space. May have to be nice to Chris so we can get some Christmas pictures .

Bob for the Christmas channel.

Coming soon

Bob here for the Christmas channel at Cat Network News.

Just advance warning to keep an eye open for my "Countdown to Christmas feature"
We'll consider topics such as "Is a whole turkey too much for one cat ?" "Ten ways to wrap a live bunny " and "Five ways to look cool at the top of the Christmas tree".

Bob

And what better way to spend the rest of the day after a nine hour snooze than a bit of relaxing on the lawn! 

Here I am at 4.45pm see I've turned over ..... 

Me sleeping (again) somebody said I looked like a barrel on sticks , whats a barrel ?  

Here I am sleeping on Chris's printer zzzzzzzzzzzzzz twitch twitch zzzzzzzzzzzzzz